I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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