I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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