My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
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making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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