I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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