You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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