The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
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Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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