Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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