he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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