i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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