We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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