i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I look better un-naked...
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Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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