Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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