Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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