Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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