Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
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