He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic