marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.