okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?