just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I think your dad took our porno
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
And then he peed in my hair
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