Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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