I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Drunk is not a location!
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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