You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.