Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago