Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
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Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.