I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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