That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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