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bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.

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(269): bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile. http://tfl.nu/sd6y

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(509): View more from Washington

Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol

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HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator

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(509): Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol (661): HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator http://tfl.nu/ppgz

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You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

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While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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(215): You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid. (215): While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here. http://tfl.nu/jz3m

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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?

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(314): I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!? http://tfl.nu/nh7f

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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.

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(205): Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit. http://tfl.nu/78iu

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(303): View more from Colorado

Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going

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(303): Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going http://tfl.nu/w65t

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(915): View more from Texas

do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?

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(915): do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club? http://tfl.nu/mens

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(540): View more from Virginia

Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.

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(540): Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,. http://tfl.nu/tnkk

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(734): View more from Michigan

So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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(734): So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot. http://tfl.nu/gct9

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Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.

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(814): Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone. http://tfl.nu/n7df

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(727): View more from Florida

Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?

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(727): Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now? http://tfl.nu/ch6a

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(360): View more from Washington

you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands

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(360): you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands http://tfl.nu/td11

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(972): View more from Texas

we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry

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(972): we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry http://tfl.nu/ax9j

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(706): View more from Georgia

after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"

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I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.

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(706): after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius" (404): I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off. http://tfl.nu/115h

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(314): View more from Missouri

Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.

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$5. Donated.

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(314): Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate. (636): $5. Donated. http://tfl.nu/smvj

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