Acid is not a monday night drug
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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