so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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