Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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