S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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