I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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