I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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