marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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