And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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