I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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