I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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