So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
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They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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