..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
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