I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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