no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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