he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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