So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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