super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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