who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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