Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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