Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Is it penis luge time yet?
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
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I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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