I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
