And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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