Christians are straight up FREAKS
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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