so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
as a side note pls kill me
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