who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
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he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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