why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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