i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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