Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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