that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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