i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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