You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
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