Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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