gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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