THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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